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The Honeycrisp Orchard Inn
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Valerie Bowman returns to talk about her new book, The Honeycrisp Orchard Inn, out September 9. Valerie has written over 30 historical novels but when asked by her agent if she’d be interested in pivoting to contemporary, Valerie jumped on the opportunity.

Please join us as we puzzle through the reasons why historical romance isn’t as popular, and what led to the pivot that so many authors are making. Plus Valerie shares the differences and similarities in writing contemporary and historical romance, and what question she gets the most from historical romance readers.

 

 

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But on our road trip to return the book, I learn more about Erik as we encounter trolls, nymphs, satyrs, and more. The longer we work together, the more I’m convinced that he might not be the evil trickster I assumed he was. Any more time together will leave me even more enchanted with my husband and that’s the last thing I want. And if I keep telling myself that, maybe I’ll start to believe it.

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28 August 2025 @ 03:30 pm

Posted by Amanda

Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries

RECOMMENDED: Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett is $1.99! We had a guest squee review of this one:

Chilling, packed with lore, and a slow burn, Emily Wilde’s Encyclopedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett is the type of book I’ve been looking for. Their adventure from faerie field research to two professors running like hell from a faerie nightmare kept me on the edge of my seat.

A curmudgeonly professor journeys to a small town in the far north to study faerie folklore and discovers dark fae magic, friendship, and love in the start of a heartwarming and enchanting new fantasy series.

Cambridge professor Emily Wilde is good at many things: She is the foremost expert on the study of faeries. She is a genius scholar and a meticulous researcher who is writing the world’s first encyclopaedia of faerie lore. But Emily Wilde is not good at people. She could never make small talk at a party–or even get invited to one. And she prefers the company of her books, her dog, Shadow, and the Fair Folk to other people.

So when she arrives in the hardscrabble village of Hrafnsvik, Emily has no intention of befriending the gruff townsfolk. Nor does she care to spend time with another new arrival: her dashing and insufferably handsome academic rival Wendell Bambleby, who manages to charm the townsfolk, get in the middle of Emily’s research, and utterly confound and frustrate her.

But as Emily gets closer and closer to uncovering the secrets of the Hidden Ones–the most elusive of all faeries–lurking in the shadowy forest outside the town, she also finds herself on the trail of another mystery: Who is Wendell Bambleby, and what does he really want? To find the answer, she’ll have to unlock the greatest mystery of all–her own heart.

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The Chief

RECOMMENDED: The Chief by Monica McCarty is $1.99! Elyse read this one and gave it an A-:

I’ve been devouring Monica McCarty’s Highland Guard series this summer like a madwoman. They are sexy and smart and wonderfully, wonderfully Old Skooly, but without all the rape and violet eyes.

AN ELITE FIGHTING FORCE UNLIKE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN . . .

Scouring the darkest corners of the Highlands and Western Isles, Robert the Bruce handpicks ten warriors to help him in his quest to free Scotland from English rule. They are the best of the best, chosen for their superior skills in each discipline of warfare. And to lead his secret Highland Guard, Bruce chooses the greatest warrior of all.

The ultimate Highland warlord and a swordsman without equal, Tor MacLeod has no intention of being drawn into Scotland’s war against the English. Dedicated to his clan, the fiercely independent chief answers to no one—especially not to his alluring new bride, bartered to him in a bid to secure his command of the deadliest fighting force the world has ever seen. The treacherous chit who made her way to Tor’s bed may have won his hand, but she will never claim his heart.

Although her husband’s reputation is as fierce as his manner, Christina Fraser believes that something softer hides beneath his brutal shell. But the only warmth she feels is in their bed, in glorious moments of white-hot desire that disappear with the dawn. When Christina’s reckless bid to win her husband’s love goes awry and thrusts them into danger on the eve of war, Tor will face his ultimate battle: to save his wife and to open his heart—before it’s too late.

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When in Rome

When in Rome by Sarah Adams is $1.99! This is a small town contemporary romance between a pop star and a baker. It’s also the first book in the Rome, Kentucky series.

Amelia Rose, known as Rae Rose to her adoring fans, is burned-out from years of maintaining her “princess of pop” image. Inspired by her favorite Audrey Hepburn film, Roman Holiday, she drives off in the middle of the night for a break in Rome . . . Rome, Kentucky, that is.

When Noah Walker finds Amelia on his front lawn in her broken-down car, he makes it clear he doesn’t have the time or patience for celebrity problems. He’s too busy running the pie shop his grandmother left him and reminding his nosy but lovable neighbors to mind their own damn business. Despite his better judgment, he lets her stay in his guest room—but only until her car is fixed—then she’s on her own.

Then Noah starts to see a different side of Rae Rose—she’s Amelia: kindhearted and goofy, yet lonely from years in the public eye. He can’t help but get close to her. Soon she’ll have to return to her glamorous life on tour, but until then, Noah will show Amelia all the charming small-town experiences she’s been missing, and she’ll help him open his heart to more.

Amelia can’t resist falling for the cozy town and her grumpy tour guide, but even Audrey had to leave Rome eventually.

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Spin the Dawn

Spin the Dawn by Elizabeth Lim is $1.99! This YA fantasy was featured on Cover Awe and was marketed as Mulan meets Project Runway. Which HELLO!

Project Runway meets Mulan in this sweeping YA fantasy about a young girl who poses as a boy to compete for the role of imperial tailor and embarks on an impossible journey to sew three magic dresses, from the sun, the moon, and the stars.

Maia Tamarin dreams of becoming the greatest tailor in the land, but as a girl, the best she can hope for is to marry well. When a royal messenger summons her ailing father, once a tailor of renown, to court, Maia poses as a boy and takes his place. She knows her life is forfeit if her secret is discovered, but she’ll take that risk to achieve her dream and save her family from ruin. There’s just one catch: Maia is one of twelve tailors vying for the job.

Backstabbing and lies run rampant as the tailors compete in challenges to prove their artistry and skill. Maia’s task is further complicated when she draws the attention of the court magician, Edan, whose piercing eyes seem to see straight through her disguise.

And nothing could have prepared her for the final challenge: to sew three magic gowns for the emperor’s reluctant bride-to-be, from the laughter of the sun, the tears of the moon, and the blood of stars. With this impossible task before her, she embarks on a journey to the far reaches of the kingdom, seeking the sun, the moon, and the stars, and finding more than she ever could have imagined.

Steeped in Chinese culture, sizzling with forbidden romance, and shimmering with magic, this young adult fantasy is pitch-perfect for fans of Sarah J. Maas or Renée Ahdieh.

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28 August 2025 @ 06:00 am

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The Vengeful Vampire

by Kathryn Ann Kingsley
December 18, 2022

This guest review is from Danielle Fritz. Danielle is a former librarian who has a special affection for children’s lit and books about the funeral industry. She first cut her criticism teeth as a fanfic writer. A resident of the upper midwest, she’s learned to love beer and tater tot casserole and tolerate long winters. Most nights will find her cuddled up with her pups and wearing out her wrists with yet another crochet project.

CW/TW for this review and the book

Gore, mild infidelity, character death, murder

I was an OG Twilight girlie — I read the flood of YA vampire novels that followed the success of Stephenie Meyer’s first series and wondered if I’d accept a bloody bargain for immortality if a pale, cold, and deeply attractive guy happened to pop the question. After reading a handful of IAD titles centered around vamps over the last few years and watching Robert Eggers’s Nosferatu (which is more gore than romance), I found myself searching for another vampire read. Enter The Vengeful Vampire.

Kathryn Ann Kingsley’s second entry into the Creature Feature series is fun romp, despite all the death. If I had to describe it in one word I would say “camp.” There’s a lot of humor to be found among the mild gore. Readers familiar with Bram Stoker’s Dracula will be tickled to see how Kingsley pays homage to the original novel.

Beyond the names and circumstances of the characters, there are many Easter eggs that brought me a lot of delight. I went into this book a bit wary, after the first book in the series, The Forgotten Phantom, fell a bit flat for this lifetime Phan. But The Vengeful Vampire was fun and the translation into the 20th century felt more creative than its predecessor.

It’s 1995. Mina Murray and her friends are mercenary thieves. She, Arthur, Quincy, and Renny source and steal treasures discreetly for their wealthy customers. This particular heist quickly goes south when the tomb they’ve been hired to open reveals a decayed-yet-still-undead vampire who swiftly relieves Quincy of his head (RIP Quincy) then turns his gaze (can it be a gaze if your eyeballs have rotted away?) upon Mina. And then his teeth.

Instead of heavenly gates, the next thing Mina sees is an ornate Victorian bedchamber, decked out in reds, and a very hot vampire who is very keen on making out. Over their brief interlude, he relays their connection — a previous incarnation of Mina helped trap him in the tomb.

“You are the moon in my night sky.” His words were nearly a whisper, but she felt them rumble through her like thunder. “Run from me all you wish. I am where you belong. It seems time herself knew what you could not accept, my Mina. She has brought you back to me at last.”

She didn’t know how to reply. Nothing he said made any sense. All she knew was that she could stay like this forever if he let her, caught in those red eyes of his.

Hands that were as pale as stone cradled her head, lacing fingers into her pink and blue hair.

“Change your hair. Change your face. Do as you wish. I will always know you. Because you are mine.” Lowering his head to hers, he captured her lips in a kiss.

An abrupt gunshot breaks the spell. Enter Mr. Baltimore, the not-quite-human monster hunter employed by the mysterious Institute. He manages to subdue the vamp and rescue poor Mina, who has been abandoned by Renny and Arthur. Reuniting the crew, Mr. Baltimore only offers a few cryptic answers and warns them away from meddling further, promising that he and his agency will take care of the vamp. Before departing, he privately gives Mina his card, promising to return if the vampire resurfaces.

Obviously squicked out and deeply grieving the loss of her friend, Mina finds relative comfort with her ho-hum fiancé, real estate agent Jon Harker, and her best friend Lucy, Arthur’s fianceé. The whole friend group resides together in a massive Victorian inherited by Jon. Mina is content enough with Jon, who is straight-laced and mild mannered in comparison to her more gothic sensibilities. For his part, Jon is questioning where he fits in Mina’s adventuring lifestyle. While it’s clear they care for one another, there’s no passion between them. I was reminded of a relationship between high school sweethearts that’s gone on a little too long.

Over the following days her run-in with the vampire stays heavy on Mina’s mind. And this matter isn’t helped by the fact that every time she sleeps she is met by the vampire in her dreams. Despite her fear and revulsion, she cannot help but to be drawn quite literally into the vampire’s open arms. He’s ready to go full-steam ahead with their relationship, but Mina is understandably unwilling to converse with…

CW: Violence

…the creature who killed her friend and then drank her blood.

While there is an innate level of attraction that draws her to the vampire, there’s also the influence of his thrall.

He leaned his head as if to kiss her.

Pulling back, she put her hand to his lips. He felt as cold as the stone around her. “Wait.”

“For?”

She blinked. “Good question. I—” She squeaked as he leaned forward again. “Hold on!”

“I am.” He narrowed his red eyes slightly at her. “Be sensical if you are going to interrupt me.”

That sounded like an order. And it resonated through her as if he had just tried to write something to her very DNA. Cringing, she turned her head away again. “Stop that! Don’t do that!”

“Why? You will struggle if I do not. You will rail against me and harm yourself needlessly if I do not calm the waters of your mind.”

Four times in that sentence, she tried to interrupt him.

Four times, she wanted to stop what he was saying, but…couldn’t. Simply couldn’t.

Be sensical if you are going to interrupt me.

He hadn’t just said it—he had—

The patriarchal belief that he had to “protect” Mina from upset had the potential to be really icky. It’s an antiquated view of women and their emotions that was likely mainstream whenever the vampire was last roaming the Earth in the 1880s. But when Mina insists the mind control is neither helpful nor cute, he respects her wishes without question. Just like that. In fact, throughout the book as Mina sets up boundaries or expresses concerns, the vampire continues to be considerate of her desires. We stan a respectful king!

It’s only a matter of time before they have another occasion to meet in person, and this time he’s full-fleshed out (literally), seductive, and challenging Mina’s resolve. There’s a moment when the vampire imparts the full experience of being trapped in his coffin for over 130 years, conscious, starving, and alone. It could’ve been a cheap moment of “and just like that Mina understood him perfectly!” but instead it’s only a step towards building trust and understanding. Despite the immense amount of sexual chemistry between these two characters, this HEA is hard-won and overcomes a lot of challenges (yes, including the friend-murdering) and misaligned expectations due to the characters’ massive generational difference, but even with these admittedly large obstacles, I was quickly rooting for the couple.

There is a lot going on, and I think one of the strongest points of this book is that the narrative isn’t limited to only Mina’s POV. We have chapters and sections of chapters from the POV of Jon, the vampire, Renny. Having so many perspectives makes it easier to keep straight all of the strings throughout, and it’s also reminiscent of the epistolary structure of Dracula, which relies on letters, journal entries, etc, from numerous characters.

This book isn’t exactly a 1:1 retelling of Dracula, but there’s a lot of familiar elements. We meet the seductive brides, there’s Lucy’s run-in with vampires, Renny’s stint as a thrall, etc. Mr. Baltimore is a good stand-in for Dr. Van Helsing, though with significantly less time on page than the good doctor.

At some point, adaptations of the book, such as Francis Ford Coppola’s 1992 Bram Stoker’s Dracula and the 2014 Dracula Untold, have set Mina up to be the reincarnated wife of the vampire. Whereas in the novel, Dracula’s targeting of her character is strictly to seek retribution against the men in the novel. I happen to be a sucker for the reincarnation plotline, so the decision to center the romance around this was a big part of what drew me to the book.

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The biggest deviation from the original is giving the vampire a happier ending with Mina. And as I said earlier, it’s hard won after a lot of death, misunderstanding, etc. For readers who hate a third act break-up, this book is blessedly without.

Thankfully, there’s no love triangle to be found here, unless you count all of the other men in the house lusting after Lucy? Which I do not.

There is a level of gore and violence that some readers might wish to avoid — heads are removed, people are staked, shot, and much like in the original, some significant characters die. Thankfully nothing too gratuitous, and we never linger on the grisly bits. However if you’re prone to avoiding media blood and violence, this might not be a read for you. I struggle to watch the Game of Thrones franchise, but found the level of blood fine for my sensibilities.

If you devoured books such as Vampire Kisses, Jessica’s Guide for Dating on the Darkside, The Historian, or any of the other vamp books of the mid-aughts, this paranormal homage to Bram Stoker’s biggest hit will definitely strike a chord.